The life of a flight attendant may seem glamorous yet simple – jet setting all over the world and serving soft drinks and coffee – but that’s just a small part of what they have to deal with. A flight attendant is the face of the Airline, and they deal with people all trapped together on a plane all day, every day and keep them happy. To help you appreciate the staff more on your next flight, here’s 25 Unbelievable And Bizarre Stories From Flight Attendants.
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One passenger asked for a women’s sanitary pad because he was asking for every complimentary item the airline offered or that he saw someone else getting. Upon receiving said pad, he pulled off the paper covering the sticky bit and covered his eyes with it.
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Casually lighting up a drug pipe. First of all, it’s no smoking, at all, on airplanes. Secondly, drugs are bad, mmmmkay? Third, REALLY? You’re trapped in a box of recirculated air, and you’re lighting up drugs?
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It’s not particularly bizarre, as everyone dies, but it’s a little stressful when people die on an airplane. The poor flight attendants then have to figure out what to do with such a person – respectfully. Some airlines carry body bags, some have a special compartment should such an incident occur, and some simply move them to first class, kindly tuck a blanket around them, and strap them in if there’s no place else to put them.
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One flight attendant got to experience blood dripping out of an overhead compartment…because someone had brought a freshly severed antelope head with them from Nigeria. As you do.
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David Hasselhoff once (that we know of) serenaded the entire cabin. Against their will. Let’s just put David Hasselhoff into the list of Bizarre Things Flight Attendants Have To Deal With, singing or no.
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Pilots sharing too much information, or wrong information. Like saying “prepare for takeoff” in the middle of a 12 hour flight, or explaining how they had made a mistake. Over the Intercom. To all the passengers.
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Sometimes people have mental breakdowns. Sometimes these happen on airplanes. And at least once, someone had a mental breakdown before the plane took off, called 911, told everyone she was an American being held against her will and that the plane was about to take off for another country. Turns out she was just crazy.
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Some passengers have been known to ask for back rubs or neck massages. Just so we’re clear, the ONLY time it’s cool to expect an airline staff member to touch you is if they’re performing CPR.
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People doing yoga in the aisle on long flights. Because getting up and stretching your legs over the Atlantic isn’t good enough?
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