10 Instagram Men Who Took Manscaping Too Far

Manscaping” can mean many things.  For some people it just means keeping facial and/or body hair neat and trimmed.  For other (in my opinion crazier) individuals, it means waxing all their hair off entirely.  Then, there’s a third group who take what they have and fashion it into works of “art” with varying levels of skill.  One thing is for certain, the possibilities are nearly unlimited and for better or worse, the hair is out there.  Here’s 25 Instagram men who took manscaping too far.

10

Mankini

https://www.instagram.com/p/_E61knyqRF/?taken-by=whitetrashwednesday

By far the most popular of the “creative” manscaping, the “mankini” is both confusing in purpose and terrifying to think what it was cut from.  Is it an improvement over the unsculpted version?  It depends who you ask.  But there’s no denying the power the mankini has to attract hot women to pose with you regardless of your… condition.

9

Serious love

That chest, that look, and that’s not all. I can’t show you the lower half on Instagram, but trust me it’s out there and you don’t want to find it.  Let’s just say he’s like a creepy, live, playing card.

8

Mankini, part two

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFbRDs1TFPz/?taken-by=stephanie_identity

Look at that grin!  He’s obviously having fun, and that’s obviously because this is a very temporary situation for the sake of the photo.  Kudos for having fun in the moment (and not sporting that in public.)

7

Faith

Some people take their faith very seriously.  This guy gets points for going with something less permanent than a tattoo while attracting a hot believer to pose with him.

6

The Man-Zebra

Well, if you have that much to work with, you could do a lot worse.  Granted in this (or any) case, less is probably more, but in the meantime he gets points for symmetry and the lack of some obnoxiously poor design.

5

The chest of a villian

He’s making the most of his manly hair by sporting a full beard up top and a classic supervillain moustache on his chest.  Maybe it’s the smile, but it kind of works for him.

4

Bat-chest begins

He gets points for fandom.  But he loses points for build, poor design, and a general lack of anything else remotely resembling Batman.

3

He’s got a big heart.

He just looks so dang friendly, the care-bear chest hair almost suits him… almost.

2

Impressive art

I don’t know what’s more impressive, the fact that this guy managed to draw a cupid being shot out of a canon on his belly, or the fact that he had enough hair on his belly to draw it in the first place.

1

The half and half

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJqL6vWDZIA/?taken-by=mrb1p

Is it really a decision if the decision is already half made?  It would take a long time to even out if everyone decided the hairy look was better.